Wednesday, August 19, 2009

FR 8/14/09: Unintentional Amogging of Some Random Black Guy

My apartment is literally above a stretch of bars and (sorta) clubs. So basically, I can go out really quickly on any given night. Juggernaut was around this particular night and told me he was going to be in my area for a little bit, so I get dressed and stroll over to the bar. Nothing much was going on there and it closed pretty soon after I arrived. On the way to the elevator out of the building, there was this bangin' cutie and her cutie friends. I hesitate, get in the elevator and try to forget about it. As I am walking out of the lobby after I got out of the elevator, I saw the bangin' cutie again. This is for me! I turn to walk back in the lobby, telling the bouncer I forgot something on my way in:

A (Assume, attract, and approach)
As I am walking up, I see this black guy talking to them. He doesn't look like he picked a target, so I am going to assume that the bangin' cutie is mine for the taking.

Tommy: I know I'm interrupting, and I apologize, but you are fuckin' adorable, who are you?
Bangin' Cutie: OMG! Thank you! That is so sweet!

I am still amazed that girls you say are "fuckin _______" think you're sweet.

B (Be in the moment, buying temperature, bantering)
Black guy started making comments about how I'm fuckin with their conversation. My eyes are locked in to my target, my body is locked in on the set, he can't touch me. The other girl is fun, she made some comments about my approach

Cutie's friend: So I'm not hot?
Tommy: I noticed her first. Not that you're not hot, I just happened to see her first.

Bangin' Cutie: Do you two know each other? (refering to the black guy)

I turn her shoulder so that she is facing only me and in a commanding tone:

Tommy: I came here to you. I don't know who he is and it really doesn't matter.

At this point, both the black guy and the other girl became spectators in my interaction. He's basically losing steam in his and can't hold his girl so he's watching me a bit.

I basically put my hands on the shoulder of my girl as I turn her 180 as I am walking so that I stay in front of her and her friend and the black guy are behind her (BLP bitches!) and we continue our conversation.

The other guy loses his girl and ejects. The other hottie didn't interrupt me at all.

Bangin' Cutie: My boyfriend is coming to pick me up now
Tommy: You can't get into that car.
Bangin' Cutie: Why not?
Tommy: Because we haven't fallin' in love yet
Bangin' Cutie: What if I'm already in love?
Tommy: I can wait..... I have about 10 seconds.
Bangin' Cutie: Haha....

That's about it. Her ride comes and she's gone. Oh well

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Things I did well:
1) BLP
2) Kept a fun and flirty vibe during the B phase
3) Pushed beyond the boyfriend crap

Things I could have done better:
1) Approach earlier

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